*me when bored*
me: mom you need anything?
mom: no, thanks
*me on the laptop*
mom: can you come help me?
me:
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elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via marciano37)

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bendita-cerveza:

dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

*clearance* 😂😂

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